Intimacy: Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all....

By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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Like a virgin

By chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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Fast and Furious

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:09

is ur dick small????

pohoo 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:09

If so, use fist.

Comments

newmandotcom 6

Sunday 18 December 2011 13:47

That's pretty bad if even a virgin knows you suck at sex....

flooger101 6

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:30

You didn't take her virginity but you probably just got yourself some std's so yeah that's it!

fabyzoe 2

Monday 13 February 2012 13:18

she needs to work too, its not just you

kickkinit 2

Thursday 31 May 2012 3:46

Do it again :)

skyborn21 6

Monday 9 July 2012 4:39

Did you have a quicky?

hewro_failure 11

Saturday 14 July 2012 17:24

Something tells me you either have a small dick, really need to work on your routine in bed, or she is not a virgin. It could also be more than one of these...

yellow_jello 3

Sunday 19 August 2012 22:30

The part of the story that you don't tell us is that you lasted for 30 seconds

PDN 12

Saturday 31 August 2013 21:40

Some girls go numb. You shouldn't feel thy bad.

Dilwann 27

Friday 25 October 2013 13:10

If I go numb, it's because he's been going at it for too long and I'm getting really bored because I don't feel anything. But I totally understand being disappointed after your first time. Or the times after. As a girl, at least.