By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
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pokerface5 0

is ur dick small????

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GrapefruitZoe 0

Dude...sex the first time was dreadful for me. My boyfriend is not small and it hurt like hell. And I've still not orgasmed, and I do try to mess with myself. I'm just really confused at this point.

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Blacksabbath211 9

apparently, she's ****** a LOT

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cellycrunk 16

I love that this fml matches your user name :D

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fluffycats 0

if everyone ignored snickerdoodles and really didn't give a shit about her stupid opinions FML would be a much better place honestly I think she's an attention seeking ***** and if everyone ignored her, her life would have no purpose. solution=ignore the ****** bitch and don't let her piss you off ;)

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xstarkid23x 0

defenitly was not a virgin or ur dick was small

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meowmeowwkitty 0

def not a virgin!

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alyssa41192 3

not true ur cherry can be popped by masturbating or being fingered mine was n it hurt like a bitch .... but wen i lost my virginity it didn't hurt at all

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softball1432 0

276- as was mine and he sucked at fingering

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newmandotcom 6

Everyone is talking about how small he is....has anybody considered possible premature ejaculation?

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