By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

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Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
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pokerface5 0

is ur dick small????

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PuPeT_KaI 0

You said you gave it your all, but I doubt it. Maybe you should've been harder instead of faster? (It sounds like you were just trying to go back/forth faster, but not really trying to get past that point.)

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bombtastic 10

mw2 on veteran was easy as hell. easier than world at war.

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MadaZer0 8

Oh... I forgot.... Damn that is true... lol

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buttshapedfruit 0

maybe she wasn't a virgin? haha

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mcicycool 0

at #38 STR DEX = win

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rawrimamuffin 0

YDI for not waiting for marrage. And I don't care if people give me shit about what I say, i'm sure some people feel the same way. :) but that was a really bitchy thing for her to say... FYL for dating an inconciderate bitch. :/

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x_AbyssGazing_x 0

Im not sure waiting till marriage would have made his dick bigger...

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Sekococo 0

i tottally for got what i was gonna comment until i saw itachi and then it made me think os sasugay -.- thank you nurse and madara

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crookedtimber 0

Makes me think about my first time - after going on about 15 minutes without neither her nor me climaxing, my gf literally patted me on the shoulder and said "um, I think it's enough for today". And that is quite representative how "awesome" my sex life was later on. FML.

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cntm50 0

don't take it personal.. most girls think it's suppossed to be like amazing and wonderful.. like you see in the movies.. but it's not. I was the same way my first time

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