By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

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Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
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pokerface5 0

is ur dick small????

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blankettt 0

You took her virginity? Maybe you should give it back and try again :)

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galveston 0

sorry to say she prob wasn't a virgin and she lied to u.. BC for MOST virgins it's very painful (if u are "enough" for them) but most prob with that reaction.... she wasn't a virgin...

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Ucla_cupcake 0

You have a point. I remember my first time with my boyfriend. Attempting to have fun was indeed painful.

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tia73 0

I would say your not entirely right, but it was indeed painful to me, but only for the first couple mins, then it was smooth sailin and rabbit season. £; (and it does entirely depend on size)

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jimmyrules 0

Lol Is it in yet? Sure is All the way? Yup Oh..

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chikiitaaa 0

Sometimes I'm on snickers side when she corrects grammar. I don't get how people can't spell something correctly. Before someone was referring to one womAn and instead they wrote womEn. English is not my first language and I can spell better than some of those who grew up in a language speaking home!.

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DarkArchon 0

I would call her a born succubus. Give her my number, 1(123)456-7890.

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quietlytearful 0

are you crazy! why are you posting your # on FML. people are gonna phone-stalk you for the rest of your life...

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jamalw23 0

123-456-7890... Your retarted for thinking that her real number. Fail

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GabbyCharityM 0

207 , FAIL. Those were the numbers we learned in kindergarten. Only with dashes in-between.

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drunkssssssssss 0

if your small you just gotta learn how to work the angles instead of going straight in... if not satisfied still shove your fist and see what happens

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mrblah 0

Meh, first times are always quick. anybody who disagrees is lying

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perdix 29

It was HER first time, not his. Now that she's been broken in by a microphallus (aka, teeny peeny), she can trade up to a guy with a small dick.

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MadaZer0 8

That's why I'm a fan of hers ^_^

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