Miscellaneous: Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after...

By interphaseprophasemetaphase - 04/09/2013 11:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML

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By penpendesrapen - 11/03/2010 00:40 - Philippines

Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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By grossed out - 25/03/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML

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By yellowjacket_34 - 13/11/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML

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Disgusting

By SnotScrubber - 05/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML

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By atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

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By KDM - 05/02/2012 19:39 - Australia

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

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By stupidassgeek - 15/06/2016 13:22 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, I opened up my laptop to replace a faulty chip inside, which took me half an hour. When I closed it all up again, I saw the replacement part in its packaging on my desk. FML

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By slcbabii23 - 01/10/2009 07:56 - United States

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 14:07 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I cringed as I noticed my caveman colleague frantically digging into his nose and then continuing the use of his computer. I work in IT support and will be rebuilding his computer and reinstalling all his applications in 30 minutes time. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 4 September 2013 18:49

Did he check your browsing history?

martin8337 35

Wednesday 4 September 2013 18:51

Was the IT guy a Middle Easterner?

Comments

yzzami 17

Wednesday 4 September 2013 18:53

OP is into some freaky stuff

whyisitme12 19

Wednesday 4 September 2013 18:53

When you go pick it up. Just pay and go to avoid a wired situation.

arsenicalhumor 30

Thursday 5 September 2013 0:29

I hate getting stuck in wires. It happens all the time when I go to pick up my computer. Damn technology stores..

sexualbbw 4

Wednesday 4 September 2013 18:53

Just say school project?

Sweet_Meli 11

Wednesday 4 September 2013 18:55

I would try different abbreviations next time like ;) or maybe put it in a song ? That always works for me :p

Sweet_Meli 11

Wednesday 4 September 2013 18:56

Next time*

perdix 29

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:33

#14, you can stick the ""Iraqi penis man..." lyrics into just about any Nickelback song and it will sound just about right :D

Sweet_Meli 11

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:38

Whatever works :p

QuantumLife 12

Wednesday 4 September 2013 18:55

Look at it like this: your computer gets fixed and he gets a good laugh.

loriannedaub 1

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:00

I Passed My Anatomy Test works too lol. Especially if you're in anatomy and physiology!

perdix 29

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:07

#17, yeah, but you forgot Cytokinasis, and flunk out of med school, while the pervert OP becomes my doctor and gives me prostate exams that take way too long!