Kids: Today, I took off the training wheels of my niece's bike. I tried...

By Mary Kathryn - 22/04/2012 12:09 - United States - Fremont

Today, I took off the training wheels of my niece's bike. I tried to show her how to ride it, but she told me to get off because I needed a "fat girl's bike." FML

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By me - 04/08/2012 19:14 - Canada - Debert

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to ride a bike with no training wheels. After comforting her and assuring her that she'd be fine, I gave her a big push. She fell forward over the handlebars and scraped her chin on the front wheel. FML

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Teaching moment

By Anonymous - 03/10/2024 09:00 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to show my little cousin how to ride a bike without training wheels. Not only did I crash into a bush, but the handlebars hit me in the nuts, and I ended up rolling around like a Labrador in shit in front of the neighbors. FML

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It's political correctness gone mad!

By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 03:30

Today, my wife threatened to leave me for "bodyshaming" our daughter by giving her a bicycle for her birthday. I bought her a bike because she's been asking for one for months. FML

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By BikerGuy - 24/02/2016 06:31 - Canada - Alhambra

Today, the girl who likes me incredibly much asked me if she could come for a ride with me on my motorcycle. Normally this isn't a problem as I take lots of people out for rides for fun, but this time I had no choice but to tell her she couldn't because she's just too heavy for it. FML

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Property is theft

By mu5icadd1ct - 08/07/2016 13:22

Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2013 18:25 - United States - Unionville

Today, the girl of my dreams asked me if I wanted to go biking with her. "Just the two of us," she said. I had to turn her down because I'm 17 years old and never learned how to ride a bike. FML

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I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike

By couch potato - 16/03/2020 03:03

Today, I argued with my mom that I deserved enough independence to ride my bike to school. Halfway there, I realized I was so out of shape that I had to call her for a ride. FML

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By Fatlady43 - 19/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

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By NoBikesForYou - 26/09/2013 22:56 - Israel - Ramla

Today, I was showing my 6-year-old son how easy and safe it is to ride a bike. I didn't notice a pebble, bust up my leg, and my son is now terrified of bicycles. FML

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By notamum - 29/03/2014 02:07 - Australia - Belmont

Today, I was babysitting my 4-month-old niece at the park, when a woman came up to me and said, "Don't worry, dear. You'll get your figure back soon." FML

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alexup24 13

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:26

Or an exercise bike.

indistructo 3

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:26

kids these days...

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:24

Now that's just mean...it's sort of a YDI and FYL but (Doc Bastard is going to hate me for saying this)...kids say the darnest things...I vote FYL...

itsharkley 8

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:24

U are damn creepy with that pic and and the last talk about a penis cutting fml

Cad6 24

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:26

#53 - And you're a ******* racist.

hateevryone 14

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:33

She's mean but funny at the same time.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:45

Cad, I don't think he was being racist. Just look at Noor's profile pic. The mustache and face doodling and the comment on the latest Penis-almost-got-cut FML. Kind of creepy.

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:52

Did she fall due to lack of expert direction? Also, side note, tell her weight is genetic (and if her mum's a stick say it skips a generation on her side, if your mum's a stick say I simply skips a generation, etc...)

Cad6 24

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:54

Oh. I can't see people's profile pictures for some reason, but last time her profile pic was a picture of her...I think. BUT, he could have been racist towards people with doodled mustaches.