Love: Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted... - FML

By skid - 02/06/2015 14:59 - United States - Champaign

Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML

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By single lady - 15/08/2011 14:45 - United States

Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

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You deserved it 3 730

By StillSingle - 29/06/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

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You deserved it 5 099

By hairstylistprobs - 23/06/2015 03:13 - United States

Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML

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No thanks!

By forever alone - 10/03/2018 09:00 - United States - New York

Today, during the garter toss at a wedding, all the eligible men yelped and scrambled, evading it like a falling meteor. They apparently wanted to stay single, rather than put it on and dance with the one who caught the bouquet, which was me. FML

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By not even interested - 15/10/2017 16:00

Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML

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You deserved it 231

By glocked and goaded - 03/04/2015 18:08 - United States - Sun City

Today, at my cousin's wedding, there was a bouquet toss. I jumped to catch it, only to get knocked down and crushed by a woman twice my size who'd jumped backwards. It still feels like someone shattered my ribs with a sledgehammer. FML

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You deserved it 2 804

By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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You deserved it 4 130

My life is a romcom

By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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You deserved it 114

By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 02:48 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

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Happily married

By Anonymous - 06/08/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, I read an FML about a garter toss. It made me remember my own garter toss. None of the guys at the wedding wanted to catch it, and visibly cringed at the idea of touching it. Ten years later, it's all been downhill from there. FML

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0h_Boy 26

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:10

Did you at least catch it?

flopstar 21

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:11

Hey nothing wrong with being single, embrace it you learn a lot about yourself!

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Megatron_Griffin 25

Wednesday 3 June 2015 2:40

Keep your head up hun. Love works in mysterious ways..

Skylarconner 14

Wednesday 3 June 2015 2:53

hey, there's someone for everyone, you'll find someone soon

lol_mar11 8

Wednesday 3 June 2015 3:11

I know someone out there is waiting for you OP stay positive and I hope love finds your way very soon!

pl0xs3rver 45

Wednesday 3 June 2015 3:23

It's okay OP. I knew a lady who didn't get married until her 40s. You'll find the right person!

Pyneapple 19

Wednesday 3 June 2015 3:30

Put your hands up oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. Don't worry. You'll find someone who'll put a ring on it soon.

foomzy 13

Wednesday 3 June 2015 3:39

You should have had a height advantage

zaidthunder1 27

Wednesday 3 June 2015 3:49

Ooh. A career woman.

shepp626 11

Wednesday 3 June 2015 4:04

Better to be single than in a terrible marriage, you're ahead of a lot of people OP.

hberri331 18

Wednesday 3 June 2015 4:13

Omg your single at 31! That's not bad it just seems bad because ppl are made to feel like they're supposed to be married by then. Which is stupid. The divorce rate is so high ppl need to take their time with that. If you really want to married or in a relationship than most likely you will be one day. Cheer up your not old. Plenty of ppl get married in their 30s

WOTAN1488 24

Wednesday 3 June 2015 4:44

I hope you caught it.

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