It's a pet peeve of mine as well, but if it's someone I'm close with, I won't take no for an answer when I attempt to share half my plate with them.

Note to self: find leadman, touch food.

Each time I see your picture I think ooow nipple. But then I get sad because it's just a flower. :p Note to self increase food security measures from shoot to mame, to shoot to kill.

Because everybody loves those sexy stray nipples that cleverly position themselves on the side of your abdomen.

if u have almost no pay check left, should u really be paying for a expensive dinner??

He's still a jerk but you should've known better

I love my partner but if she ate all my food shit would go down. I'm willing to share but not the whole plate.

Diggin' the new pic marpay. WoW, classy.

But it's definitely more likely that OP is female. We're not being homophobic, we're just assuming the most likely scenario.

Why is that the more likely scenario? Gay couples go to fancy dinners, and gay men can be just as piggish as straight men.

84, The second part of your post is a bit uncalled for. Both of you have a point. 50 was just pointing something out. If you think about it, in the end it doesn't matter what's more likely - all that matters is what IS.

What's your point #50?

106, I'm just saying there's no need to get worked up over it. Also, it does matter because it gives you a different image of the story. We don't get all the details so everyone is guessing and filling in the blanks with possibilities in the comments. Even if it's controversial it's not like this is the most politically correct place on the internet. There's even a smiley in 50's comment, come on now. ;)

107 Their point is that people are arguing over whether the woman or the man should pay for the dinner, when in reality it might just be two men, and everybody's arguing for nothing.

KaySL, don't mention Rallets in front of me. -_-

119, Well I figured they were, since they did say "To all of you assuming OP is a female". It makes sense if you want it to make sense I guess. Regardless of whether you think their post contributes to the FML or not, you can't deny it's not as useless as many others you'll often see around here. And hey, maybe his girlfriend IS a goat, you need to stop being so narrow minded, this is 2011 for ****'s sake, anything can go down.

KaySL having an argument that ends peacefully without her completely obliterating someone? What's this shit?

Lol, I'm not a homophobe at all. I was just pointing out that the couple could in fact be a gay couple. Everyone is assuming op was female... Assuming makes an ass.... You know the quote lol