Love: Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the...

By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 17:46 - United States

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

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Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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RebekahBrooke 9

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:26

wow. your boyfriend sucks.

hott15 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:55

Walk out and leave him stranded with the bill. Then when he freaks out about it say "Oh sorry I didn't want the car to get cold."

Comments

kira74 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:28

You must have been in the bathroom for a while if he had time to eat all your food...

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Saturday 24 September 2011 3:02

Maybe OP's guy is a human trash receptacle and all he has to do is open wide and slide the dish down his chute, plate and all.

kidwiththeface42 7

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:29

This is the real reason women have eating disorders, their fatshit boyfriends take all the food. This is gonna get buried so bad lol.

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:29

All fmls lately are about expensive restaurants. Wtf happened to the dollar menu?

SteelCladAngel 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:11

People like to do something classy once in a while...

krazy_glu3 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:14

They shouldn't. Look what happens... Things go wrong and they end up on FML.

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:19

48 - what is this "classy" you speak of?? :)

MissBunnyWillEat 11

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:21

Thank you, 53. I ******* needed to know that. It totally pertains to the FML. I see it now. Holy ****, I lack imagination.

MissBunnyWillEat 11

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:25

****!!! My comments are getting thrown everywhere. Fuckity **** ****. Start thumbing me down, bitches.

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:28

57 - you lost me, but I thumbed you up because you said Fuckity.

jayfishing 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 2:04

Miss bunny are u really that hot or are u some 40 year old man addicted to the Internet? Thats what pertains to the fml

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Saturday 24 September 2011 3:06

Have you seen the asses on McDonald's frequent clientele? Looks like somebody stuffed their pants with McDoubles.

tmmundy 17

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:07

57...Don't worry. My fuckity comments have been ending up in unknown places as well. lol. Heck, this one may not even go to the right place either. lol

mea_iloveskiing 26

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:30

Please someone write "dump his ass" asap! :D

immaabeast 8

Saturday 24 September 2011 2:20

Dump his ass! ;)

CryMoreFMLs 14

Saturday 24 September 2011 6:14

You kinda did already..

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:31

If you're anything like me, you spend an hour in the bathroom doing something that should take two minutes. We both need to go to rehab for playing too much of the Family Feud App.

kidwiththeface42 7

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:33

I'm usually blowing up this app, but point proven.

deviable 9

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:34

He's a quick thinker AND a quick eater.

Gigglebear 9

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:34

Lesson one - go to the bathroom before your food arrives. Lesson two - treat your boyfriend to that expensive dinner the next time you get paid, not when you're running out of money.

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:34

Good move on his part. He's trying to maintain a slender girlfriend while at the same time being an obnoxious pig. I applaud this man if he's still getting BJ's from you.