By BackToRehab - 26/02/2011 21:53 - Canada

Today, I treated my mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended weeks of AA meetings. She snuck in a flask to the movie, and during lunch, she started calling people muggles. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 079
You deserved it 3 562

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Privations_fml 0

Someone's been drinking a bit too much butterbeer.

muggles: they're everywhere, tryin to steal my whiskey.

Comments

AA doesn't seem to be working Muggles :(

brighteyes81 0

Or moms not working the program.

InvisibleReign 0

At least she wasn't naked.Now that would have been embarrassing.

sourgirl101 28

Sneaking in candy, I've heard of. Sneaking in a flask? That's genius! (Minus the fact that your mom has a drinking problem.) I'm going to be tempted to do that from now on. (:

ashtonTS 0

Are you ignorant? People like you make life that much more difficult to live.

ReynshineCutting 10

One of my sisters snuck in margaritas in her daughter's diaper bag once when they went to see some kids movie. It was epic.

looks like someone (puts on sunglasses) fell down the 12 steps!

What is up with every one and their damn *puts on sunglasses* comments? It's getting old, come up with something new already.

To be fair, everyone there probably was a muggle.

Way to hit on a 14 year old. It says on her profile. Idiot.

Your mother's breaching the Secrecy Laws? she'll go to azkaban for that!

sweetniven 0

yeah, I think she failed AA. send her back!

hahaha I love this FML and the comments!! :p