Love: Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was...

By RS - 17/03/2015 16:25 - United States - Delray Beach

Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML

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Looking good

By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 16:00

Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML

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Impressive hairstyle

By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 20:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML

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Stylish

By Jenny - 16/06/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, a cute coworker came into the office with a completely new haircut. Instead of complimenting him with, "I like your hair," I said, "I like your head." He backed away slowly and avoided me for the rest of the day. FML

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By stupidgirlll - 26/06/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML

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His type

By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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Fresh

By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML

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First and last date

By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By rayraydayday - 21/03/2015 04:25 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML

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Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:16

Well, why WAS there an onion on your head?

Rayth 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:12

Impressing people are overrated just be yourself instead

Comments

a_nice_guy 18

Wednesday 18 March 2015 10:45

You must be looked like a dumb... Can't blame that guy

Cebolamole 13

Wednesday 18 March 2015 12:45

YDI for doing it only to impress a guy. Be true to yourself!

candicorn 23

Wednesday 18 March 2015 17:06

You do you, girl! As long as you feel confident and like how your hair looks, who cares what anyone else thinks? Just respond with something silly like, "In case I get hungry later."

tormcn 26

Wednesday 18 March 2015 20:16

I'm guessing your hair was in a top knot. a lot of guys don't like them. A top knot does look like an onion in your head.

KVYLV 16

Thursday 19 March 2015 4:17

WELL AT LEAST HE NOTICED . . . EH.

Ashsmileey 4

Thursday 19 March 2015 4:40

Okay but my question is...what type of hair style are you trying that could be mistaken for an onion....

jhkSBdfkj 16

Thursday 19 March 2015 4:40

Plot twist: somebody put an onion on your head and you never noticed

seriouslygrowup 11

Thursday 19 March 2015 11:03

If the guy you were trying to impress was gay, perhaps you'd get a better comment. Guys aren't impressed by how your hair looks. ****'n'ass

imyourpoison 10

Saturday 4 April 2015 18:16

haha well this what you get for trying to impress someone by changing yourself

famoose 7

Sunday 26 April 2015 4:21

guys it's okay to try and get your crushes attention. I mean you shouldn't do anything stupid but a cute top or nice hair isn't "changing" yourself. if she lied or did something she hated to get her crush to notice her, that'd be bad. y'all need to chill