By owwwwwe - 09/01/2012 21:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried a self-tanner in an attempt to rid myself of my ghost-white legs. I got my wish, but instead of a warm golden tan, I have red, swollen, lobster-like marks sticking out from the bottom half of my torso. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 017
You deserved it 24 811

Same thing different taste

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EffinToofer 3

I think people who bad grammar is are face.

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Porcelain skin is beautiful! Be proud!

sniperkit 10

That skin is fabulous on you, darling. Now if only I could get rid of my freckles I'd have a slight chance against you in a beauty contest.

And that is exactly why you should either wear long pants or get some sun

RinnaRae22 8

Just go lay in the sun, get a tan the natural way.

You're English! You're supposed to be pale!

I'm a ginger with pale skin (yeah Irish/Scottish/English blood) so I can understand your frustration but you should let a professional do it from now on. Hope your swollen lobster marks go away soon!!!

SamLiveFree_77 9

Love yourself the way are(: ... if you can't, then get a proffessional to tan you.