Tanning: you're doing it wrong.

I'm paler than a full moon and I'm quite proud of that (Irish blood ftw!) I even went down to the Caribbean and wore a bathing suit quite content with the paleness of my skin. There isn't anything wrong with it. Now, there isn't anything wrong with wanting a tan as well, but if you want one don't take the cheap way out (ie what you did.) If the weather doesn't agree with you, fork out the money to go to the tanning salon so you won't look like an escaped cherry-flavored Oompa Loompa.

OP, I say totally YDI. Read the directions before using self- and/or sunless tanners, then follow the directions.

You're white. End of story.

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you must be a ginger...even self tanner 'burns' you. daaaaang.

Try going outside, or just say that you father is Casper the ghost. Pick one and go

or you could get off the computer and get some sun on your sickly ass!

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Labels are there for a reason.... If you are allergic to something, read a label for that ingredient