I feel your pain, but self tanners aren't the way to go, try a moisturizing cream that's made to help naturally darken your skin cells.

Crazy notion: White people are supposed to be white.

You're British, embrace your alabaster skin:) I've been gone from my homeland for 20 years to a country that gets +30C summers - I'm still "pale"!! Good luck with the lobster legs, wear trousers or tights until it subsides!

Honey you did not use it correctly !

Even if you wouldn't have had an allergic reaction to the self tanner you still would have complained because you would have had orange legs. All that crap does is turn you orange. It looks fake and looks like crap.

You know when you've been Tango'd.

Why would you want to make yourself look tan? Pale skin looks awesome

I know that feel, I'm allergic to the shit too

Who cares what skin color you have, be grateful for what you have. Like no skin cancer, for which you can raise your chances by tanning!!!

why? self tanning make you orange not red, look at jersey shore they might have some good ideas(: