By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 03:47 - United States

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
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Roevera 14

well atleast you're making an effort. we all start somewhere. good luck OP.

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snowmount07 6

It's alright, it'll stop eventually

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omfg_creepers 8

Atleast you don't live in a hospital. That would disrupt the doctors.

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Roevera 14

Wha?? that is so irrelevant to the OP's FML.. who the hell thinks of the complications doctors would have if someone was exercising in the hospital..

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omfg_creepers 8

Well I don't like that tone your giving me. Anne Frankly I maked perfect cents.

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ClassyCommando 13

23- DocBastard does. Thats who. And you do NOT interrupt his medical procedures, mmkay?

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dylanaxsom 1

That wasn't funny . Just delete your comment...

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xShannonxSammyx 7

So exercise outside! :)

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intothecrypt 3

Are you trying to kill us all? Surely you are crazed.

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Huh, you have a good point. Maybe OP should just stick to walking. Or just forget exercise and go for world's fattest person!

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intothecrypt 3

The house was trembling in fear, you looked like an angry bodybuilder.

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ClassyCommando 13

Whole suburbs tremble before him. In their tongue, he is "Dovahkiin", or Dragonborn.

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ramboman19 8

Just keep doing it! Trust me, it feels amazing afterward. That didn't sound right...

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

"She's a, trailer park woman. She's a mobile home princess. QUEEEN of manufactured housing."

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

^that was dumb of me.... I'll go back to my hole under the bridge now.

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aaliyah99 0

**** everyone who disliked it! I totally laughed out loud...literally.

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xxJonaKillsxx 8

You need to relax...

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Stroke_Her_Ace 15

Pinkard and Bowden reference... No shame in it at all..

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lakerslover1234 0

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds you not funny at all

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ObsessedWithMe 13

I highly doubt the WHOLE house shook. If so, however, then wow, see a doctor to specify on why you're not dead from being so heavily overweight that it could shake a whole house.

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GoW_Chick 14

You've haven't seen ripely's believe or not there are extremely over weight people who are living long, lazy, junk food filled lives at least OP was trying to lose weight.

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blackstar994 5

Hey, op isn't so big that he can't get up and exercise,

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ChaosAngel17 14

At least you didn't procrastinate by sitting on the toilet.

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The93Canuck 0

Please tell me you are referring to the YouTube video haha

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Stroke_Her_Ace 15

I would think she was referring to the previous FML about the person who sat on the toilet till dark to avoid jogging, but that could just be my interpretation..

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ChaosAngel17 14

Lurk through some older FMLs. It should still be there.

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Endless_time 4

It wasn't shaking, it was simply cheering you on... :)

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blackstar994 5

Best, funniest, nicest comment on here! xD

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