Health: Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 03:47 - United States

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

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By sarah - 14/07/2010 04:32 - United States

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:25 - United States

Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 23:01 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I heard what sounded like an explosion from the basement of my house. Turns out my foundation cracked. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2024 09:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML

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By FlabbyPants - 06/01/2015 02:51 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I woke up with every muscle in my body hurting so bad I could hardly walk. Participation in a triathlon, or overdoing it at the gym? No, the results of a day spent cleaning the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML

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By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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By imatotalloser - 28/07/2017 05:00

Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2011 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML

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Roevera 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:54

well atleast you're making an effort. we all start somewhere. good luck OP.

snowmount07 6

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:53

It's alright, it'll stop eventually

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ihatemen 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:15

Don't let that get you down! The ending results will be so rewarding! I was a little chunky in high school and when I starting working out I thought I looked stupid but now I'm petite and my thoughts back then no longer matter.

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:16

Screw the neighbors.* You're working out, dammit. You're not doing it for anyone else. *if you have neighbors |the kid|

Dracoboxer357 35

Tuesday 3 January 2012 18:35

39, you said it perfectly. Period.

I_Punch_Babies 7

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:17

better warn haiti before you begin exercising again

leadman1989 15

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:20

Start charging little children for rides, dinosaur rides are all the rage.

asherm 15

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:24

Well keep at it, and good luck!! Just please don't be as annoying as Jennifer Hudson on commercials. But hey, if she can, you can too

dudeman1212 22

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:24

Go to the gym and do it! Shake it hard enough so that you'll have it all to yourself!

HoboSmeller 6

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:25

brings a new meaning to raise the roof.

SettoFail 9

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:25

Nice

Solid_Hippo 4

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:36

Do you live in a shed?

dylanaxsom 1

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:36

Either your lying or it was an earthquake.

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