By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 03:47 - United States

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
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Roevera 14

well atleast you're making an effort. we all start somewhere. good luck OP.

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snowmount07 6

It's alright, it'll stop eventually

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GoW_Chick 14

This sounds like one of those cliché "your momma" jokes ... "your momma so fat that when she walks car alarms go off."

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22jrdn55 15

More like, "You're so fat when you exercise, the neighbours go, "EARTHQUAKE!!!!"." OP, get the house inspected, just incase!

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FruityLoooons 8

I'm not gonna lie, I laughed a little. But hey man, at least you're starting. Most people put it off for tommorow. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the---well, you see where I'm driving at.

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xxkimmyt 9

At least you tried! :)

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Snow_Daisy 7

Yikes! Foundation failure, eh? *wink, wink*

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RuneRifle 22

Using a treadmill when exercising isn't the best motivation for you I guess. Try cycling, I guess that won't shake the house and will boost your motivation :)

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LennyComa 39

Mine too....then again there are hurricane force winds here

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LaLa497 5

Damn... That sucks big time. Kudos for trying!!

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WLCD123 0

Not surprised your from America. :P

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GoW_Chick 14

... and you're from bikini bottom what of it?

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redmane 21

You know, not all Americans are obese. Just 2/3rds of the nation. Us 1/3 are offended.

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UsEumYong 4

At least the house wants to exercise too.

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