Animals: Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once,...

By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 09:42 - United States

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2015 18:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML

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By smellsofeggs - 26/11/2009 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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By Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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By yper - 27/10/2009 16:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a nice new dress for a work party, but when I went to it, a coworker hurried me into the bathroom saying, "Don't worry we can fix this." She thought someone had been sick on me. Thanks. That was just the pattern of the dress. FML

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By Noname - 18/02/2009 02:52 - United States

Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

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By keepmouthshut - 12/10/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By Annie - 22/11/2009 22:07 - Mexico

Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML

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By preggersmcgee - 22/10/2012 16:09 - United States - Nixa

Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML

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Jimboom 11

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:09

Don't feel too bad. Dogs fashion senses are outdated.. I mean they are still wearing fur.. thats so 1900's!

DocBastard 38

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:17

And when you need help with your homework, I presume you ask the cat? For financial advice, you turn to your stuffed bear?

Comments

xxkarissababyyxx 0

Monday 15 November 2010 8:49

That's just sad. ha

logandean 0

Monday 15 November 2010 8:56

I'm pretty sure OP wasn't actually expecting the dog to answer back, then it would be pathetic

OldMrFranklin 0

Monday 15 November 2010 11:34

Hahaha.....I like your dog, he's sick as broo

colombiancartel 0

Monday 15 November 2010 13:02

perhaps shes an honest bitch

DonkeyShoez 0

Monday 15 November 2010 18:11

that is just too funny xD

Jackiess22 0

Monday 15 November 2010 19:25

I'm sure you looked terrific, but that is so damn funny. I just laughed pretty loud.

TempestRain 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 17:47

that's awesome!!!

sindre95 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 19:54

owned!!!!

k9obsessed 5

Tuesday 21 December 2010 21:36

YDI for thinking your dog actually cares and that her res;ponse means anything. IT'S A DOG, YOU RETARD. I love my dog, too, but I wouldn't be online bitching if my dog barfed in response to my outfit. Dogs vomit all the time and do things just to do them. Grow up and get some self-esteem.

tem1997 0

Monday 7 May 2012 4:49

Really? You are whining about someone else complaining about something on a place where they are supposed to complain about things that happen to them. That's kinda the whole point...