Miscellaneous: Today, I tried opening a can for the first time using a manual...

By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 17:14 - United States

Today, I tried opening a can for the first time using a manual can opener. I tried for a half hour to open a can of ravioli, mutilating the can in the process. Only after watching five Youtube videos on how to use a manual can opener did I notice the pull-tab on the top of the ravioli can. FML

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By maryfaithh - 27/01/2012 16:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML

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By razordot - 28/02/2019 09:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after complaining all my life that no one makes a decent can opener, I have realised that I have been using them the wrong way. I finally figured out that the cutting blade goes on the SIDE of the can not the TOP. I'm 57 years old. FML

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By afraidofcans - 23/10/2012 16:01 - United States - Stafford

Today, after years of being terrified of those biscuit cans that pop when you unwrap them, I finally decided I'd open one myself. I'm sitting in the hospital with a sliced hand from the lid and can feel therapy in my future. FML

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Fragile

By lithium-dreams - 16/07/2022 22:00

Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML

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By tstaeger - 24/07/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2018 09:00 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, while I brewed myself a cup of coffee, my best friend began screwing around with a can opener like it was nunchucks. He looked at me and said, "Wouldn't it suck if-" as he flung it around and one of the handles flew off, directly into my testicles. FML

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Good old gender stereotypes

By Brian - 05/11/2020 13:59 - Macedonia - Skopje

Today, I couldn't open a jar of mayo and my cousin had to open it for me. She's a 16 year-old girl and I'm a 24 year-old guy. FML

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Goober

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 02:00

Today, at a local mini mart, I tried several times to open a door that clearly said "PUSH" by pulling it, much to the amusement to the customers and staff inside. FML

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By sillybrohos - 15/02/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I spent 2 minutes struggling to cork a wine bottle for one of my tables only to have them eventually point out to me that the bottle was a twist-off. FML

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First time

By februarymarchapril - 04/02/2015 03:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

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jim69_fml 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 22:07

seriously it's not that hard to use a manual can opener.... tard

tati3092 1

Wednesday 10 November 2010 22:03

hahah ur a little slow or alot

Comments

Niami 3

Friday 12 November 2010 8:31

got to hand you one thing - you are deffinatly persistent, good on ya man, but next time try to think logically :)

angel55033 12

Friday 12 November 2010 8:55

really??? like really??? lol I was taught when I was a lil kid you duno how?? wow that's funny hahaha

GhostTanker 13

Friday 12 November 2010 9:47

Dude, don't breed. EVER!

Luckysam1984 0

Friday 12 November 2010 21:49

Stupid people should be sterilized so they cant reproduce.

madgolden 0

Friday 12 November 2010 23:28

Is it bad that I did this once too?

flippinfail_fml 7

Saturday 13 November 2010 0:02

******* loser

Sileny 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 2:14

I don't know what's worse: the fact that they had to look up FIVE Youtube videos on using a can opener, or the fact that five (let alone one) such videos exists. o.O

coughbroo7 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 2:55

You Must Really Like Ravioli ! Lmao

TheBlackStallion 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 16:36

you have to be the most retarded example of a human being on the face of the earth. I'm surprised you know what FML even means and that you actually can afford a computer to type, and look YouTube videos up on. If you are seriously brainless enough to not only be unable to use a manual can opener, even after watching several YouTube videos, but also being so ignorant as to not even look at the damn can and see the pull tab on the front you are a complete waste of space on this planet. YDI for either being 6 years old, an absolute retard, or posting a fake FML.

TheBlackStallion 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 16:02

I don't get why my comment was moderated. I basically said everything everyone else is saying in one message. YDI for not even looking at the can, and for not knowing how to use a manual can opener.