By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 09:50 - United States - Southerly North Slope Bo

Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML
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saraitkddh 47

a best friend is someone who is supposed to know if you are a lesbian or straight without having you proving it to her...

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shesamazingg_ 7

Your friend is trippinnnn lol

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israelnotjacob 20

If he's interested maybe you and her brother should have sex. See if your friend believes you're straight then.

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Farmillionaire 8

because no homosexual person has ever had sex with someone of the opposite sex.

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igive 29

She could be bi. Having sex with the opposite sex doesn't prove anything.

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orsombre_fml 11

Just let her know you are not interested in dating right now. She sounds like wanting you with someone.

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Dinoporeon 9

I think your friend is being too pushy. She needs to listen to you.

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ksks1234 33

Why is this an issue and why does it even matter what your sexual orientation is?

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gracehi 31

It doesn't matter but it is frustrating when someone tries to tell you you're something you're not like they know you better than you know yourself. Like when my sister's fiancé insisted that I'm politically conservative... Because wanting prostitution, marijuana, and gay marriage legalized are all politically conservative positions, I suppose.

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DocBastard 38

Why should you have to prove anything to her? If she doesn't believe you, she doesn't deserve to be your friend. Full stop.

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thisisthestupid 18

I bet he confessed to her about the love he had for you and something could of happened

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