Intimacy: Today, I tried skydiving for the first time. The professional...

By emmamrose7 - 15/08/2014 03:36 - United States - Vista

Today, I tried skydiving for the first time. The professional I was attached to had a boner the whole way down. FML

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By Fuperman - 02/06/2013 23:14 - France - Illange

Today, I went on my first ever assisted skydive. I fainted after we jumped, and only came to as we touched the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 02:10

Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML

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By _The__Doctor_ - 31/12/2012 22:44 - United States - Venice

Today, my skydiving instructor casually remarked that he wouldn't mind "diving into" me sometime. He was strapped to my back the whole way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2015 20:36 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 14:12 - United States

Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML

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By no_hullabalo - 04/09/2009 14:50 - Taiwan

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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By SebastianCT - 19/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Tampa

Today, I learned that it's possible to get hit by a bird while bungee jumping. FML

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By scardeycat13 - 08/01/2012 05:38 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML

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Friday 15 August 2014 18:40

Well at least you know he found you attractive

thesmeagol 22

Friday 15 August 2014 18:40

He was really excited about the skydiving.

Comments

octinate 17

Sunday 17 August 2014 20:12

Could it have been a buckle or other attachment that you felt and thought it was his boner?

octinate 17

Sunday 17 August 2014 20:20

Could have been a buckle or other attachment that u felt and mistook for a boner

MahRayJay 3

Monday 18 August 2014 0:39

You deserved that. The reason he's a professional is probably because he loves skydiving. Not every boner is there because of sexual desire. And maybe that bod you got is hot. I dunno.

AcieMcG 21

Monday 18 August 2014 5:33

Oh jeeze, I hadn't even considered that happening...

brn_baby_brn 15

Monday 18 August 2014 8:38

Gravity

amisenho 11

Tuesday 19 August 2014 21:07

The same thing happens to me when I go swimming with my boyfriend. Maybe high-adrenaline sports just causes erections, unless some men think a woman involved with sports is a turn-on, I don't know.