By emmamrose7 - 15/08/2014 03:36 - United States - Vista

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Today, I tried skydiving for the first time. The professional I was attached to had a boner the whole way down. FML
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addictedtoIASIP 14

Well at least you know he found you attractive

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thesmeagol 22

He was really excited about the skydiving.

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ladoom 23

How did you even notice? You must have been pretty comfortable skydiving to notice that instead of all the other things going on!

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jmark888 10

Ur should be happy he must think ur hot

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headofmedusa 15

Take it as a compliment

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Airborn0280 18

His an Adrenaline junkie, Don't make it about yourself.

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alicat13 12

How do you know it was a boner, not part of the harness? Did you feel?

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alicat13 12

Besides, you did pay for a professional... :-)

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traumtzd 16

Contrary to the popular beliefs, men get boners for so many reasons, lots of the time not related to sexual ones. Saying he just jumped off a plane and got one is the most natural thing.

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