Transportation: Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did...

By greatdriver...4 - 31/08/2011 11:07 - United States

Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2024 03:00 - United Kingdom - Sunderland

Today, I had to come to terms with the truth that I'm absolutely terrible at parallel parking. After three failed attempts, I finally gave up and parked in a spot labeled "No Parking" just to make it stop. Of course, a car pulled in right behind me and blocked me in. FML

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By tandc - 01/05/2012 05:07 - United States

Today, in a rush to squeeze out of a particularly tight parking spot, I made a hurried 12-point turn. Just to make sure I had enough room behind, I hopped out of my car. It was still in reverse. I managed to wreck my own car without even sitting in it. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2023 20:00

Today, I tried to parallel park in front of a crowd. After several failed attempts, someone shouted from a window above, "Nice 23-point turn, dumbass!" I was practicing on an empty street. FML

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By socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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By Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I thought I'd finally mastered the art of parallel parking. Feeling proud of myself, I got out of the car to admire my handiwork, only to realise I'd parked halfway onto the sidewalk and completely blocked the entrance to a cafe. I had to sheepishly move my car while enduring the glares of annoyed pedestrians. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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By mala_19 - 22/09/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Burea

Today, I had to drive through a parking lot that they fucked up so bad that you have to put your car in reverse to go around it. I have to go there 6 times a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML

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vashthestampede 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:10

Did you leave a note on the car you hit saying your sorry?* *remember that one FML?

jerico616 14

Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:10

A 12 point turn and you still couldn't get out???? Time to turn in your license!! You're the reason insurance rates are so high!!!

Comments

ms31_fml 3

Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:37

Women don't know how to drive, it is known.

Haidee 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:44

Like if men are any better?

xXLove_MurdersXx 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:47

I'm a girl and I agree with you! They suck at driving! -___-

stacianichole 2

Wednesday 31 August 2011 17:51

Is that because men can't teach us about their mysteriously superior driving?

stacianichole 2

Wednesday 31 August 2011 17:51

-_-

Lightbulb830 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:43

When you go into work, reverse into the spot. Leave home three hours early and use the empty garage to help.

guitgod1 11

Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:56

your kitchen has it's own parking garage?

DFlit1 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 17:03

Women can't drive lol this is just more proof

scubasteave 2

Wednesday 31 August 2011 17:06

Must be a woman.....

luckoirish14 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 17:08

Must be a woman driver

bsharp1 1

Wednesday 31 August 2011 17:12

I'd like to see OP try to parallel park.

MissMae93 23

Wednesday 31 August 2011 17:18

You're the reason why everyone says women can't drive. Way to set women's rights back 50 years.

simplylost643 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 17:51

44, So your saying the OP, and just the OP, is responsible for everymans opinion on woman drivers? Right. Then God help us, you go on to say that the OP is setting back womens rights by fifty years. Women could drive fifty years ago, and they can still drive now. Exactly what right has been compromised? Please, for everyones sake, think before posting/speaking. You may just find that people around you stop rolling their eyes and face palming themselves so often.