By HelpPlease - 11/02/2016 23:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
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thegreat579 7

*Gabriel Iglesias voice "DON'T DO IT"

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grigri75 35

since you already went halfway through, doesn't he know what you intented to do? PS: hope you didn't hurt yourself too bad, op!

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kowsee 22

Jees OP that's pretty intense. I hope you're okay and that the second attempt goes better. Or that he somehow got the point the first time...

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nodeathtoall 19

You stumbled in and hit your head, If not for me than you'd be dead I picked you up and put you Back on solid ground.

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salamancer 11

If I go crazy then will you still call me superman?!??

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traveveland 16

if I'm alive and well will you be there holding my hand

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moo77_fml 20

OMG.. Hope you're ok op

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GigaPudding_fml 24

Not much of a silver lining but at least he'll know that breaking up wasn't easy for you.

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Kryptonites1 16

next time you end up break-up with him bring a pillow so you won't bash your head against the wall.

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sinverguenza 11

Lol @ preparing a speech for a breakup. At least you didn't go full sperg with a PowerPoint.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Please don't forget to cite your sources and print out the slides for handouts. Thank-you.

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ThrottleJockey 35

That's really a **** His Life because obviously you're a knockout!

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