Animals: Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then...

By CatLover<3 - 18/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Cibolo

Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 23:02 - United States

Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML

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Single and ready to Pringle

By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 00:02

Today, I went to a family gathering and was asked by multiple relatives why I was still single. Trying to lighten the mood, I joked that in fact I do have a secret admirer. My little cousin yelled out, "Is it your cat?" He was right, even though, come to think about it, I'm not sure my cat even likes me all that much. FML

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Good boy, best boy

By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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Sick move, bro

By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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By crazycatlady - 19/11/2012 16:15 - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 15:14 - United States - Dalton

Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML

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By PityKitty - 24/12/2013 16:53

Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

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By crazy cat lady - 03/11/2016 19:31 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML

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Good boy

By fall3nrain - 11/09/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML

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golden_warrior 23

Wednesday 19 June 2013 12:03

There should be a dating site just for lonely cat lovers. There seem to be lot of them.

Jonniii 10

Wednesday 19 June 2013 12:03

At least you have pussy.

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ginawater19 13

Wednesday 19 June 2013 23:57

Sounds like Jenna Marbles lol

oxdashaxo 2

Thursday 20 June 2013 1:05

Wasn't there a post that was similar except it was a puppy...

Ray_of_midnight 22

Thursday 20 June 2013 1:26

I know lots of dateable women who talk to their cats. *shrug*

Miss_Klutzie 28

Thursday 20 June 2013 11:09

At least your car will always be there for you? :D

alkolaali 7

Thursday 20 June 2013 20:58

It is about time to ask your hand to go out on a date. ROFL

middleagednurse 22

Saturday 22 June 2013 5:35

And, how many cats do you have?

yukiokashi 12

Saturday 22 June 2013 11:11

you just have to find another cat lover

thes7274473 19

Sunday 20 July 2014 16:22

Haha. I caught myself singing to my cat once. She was looking at me like "For f**k sake! I'm trying to take a nap, servant!

IHazNoUsername 9

Monday 21 July 2014 8:54

Don't leave us hanging, op. Why?

uchihastephy88 25

Wednesday 18 November 2015 11:35

Lol, you'll find your "cat's meow" someday, soon hopefully :) good luck ;D

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