By poluxe - 16/10/2011 21:08 - France

Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML
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twofirstnames 12

If you read it the same way I did.. It sounds kinda sweet, but at the same time it sounds like he's calling you old or something. If any of that makes sense.

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kapryiath 4

I don't get why this is a fml clearly he was trying to be sweet about scoring such a top notch chick to be his wife? All you haters need to gtfo

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JenDanielle917 13

So after your wedding you went washing machine shopping? What a romantic honeymoon. :D

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mismonroe 0

You're apparently not married. Or even close.

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alissa222 15

It sounds to me like he is trying to say "I got you then, so why do we need a new washing machine?", not that youre in need of replacing.

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Soloman212 28

"Excuse me, if you're complaining that you got that washing machine, why did you agree to buy it, dumbshit?" I'm nearly 100% certain that France doesn't force you to buy any specific washing machine.

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goldmedalski 0

Divorce that husband! What a d bag! I'm sorry!!

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Angel_Tigeress 5

If youre willing to divorce your husband over a silly little comment like that, you, darling, are going to be dying sad and alone. Its a joke. Lighten up a little.

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Bebbo_fml 21

Yes lets divorce the guy just cause he said a joke. Want a new washer? Then tell him straight forward. If he says no, then its time you sabotage it and he'll have to get a new one for clean clothes

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BabyGirl912 4

Bahahahaha that's priceless !

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