By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 17:35 - Canada

Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML
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indistructo 3

I'm sure that you both enjoyed ;) hey maybe it'll lead to something more

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KayleighRenee 0

Threesome! You, your crush and the lizard ;)

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salvorican 24

I can't see how the lizard would enjoy that... Lmao

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tylenol123 0

If you think this is an fml tgen your pretty stupid :)

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shmuwol 3

Sound like a good beginning for **** movie! Lol

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BoredomCentral 8

If I were a reptile lover and a girl showed up at my doorstep with a lizard between her boobs.... I'd totally marry her.

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tokyoheaven1994 0

How is this a fml I would put this on my achievements.

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chosha_fml 26

Couldn't have planned it better. Nice work OP.

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ryankon518 3

Well you skipped first base and went right to second.

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destraa 1

I know that I personally would have been impressed! Hell of a way to show off the reptiles and tease the senses.

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Hannahrayne 0

I think that's a good thing.

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