Transportation: Today, I tried to jump through the closing train doors to make... - FML

By Icey_dan1 - 10/10/2010 15:16 - France

Today, I tried to jump through the closing train doors to make it in on time. I missed. FML

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By cmzraxsn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

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By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 17:10 - Japan - Koshigaya

Today, I was starting a new job and I didn't want to be late, so I took a train that left earlier than normal, just to make sure I'd be on time. Turns out, the earlier train wasn't an express train, and made it to my stop 12 minutes after my usual one did. I was late for work. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 13:31 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, while on the train heading to my new job, my coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until my stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free, and ended up missing my stop. When I finally got to work, I was told not to bother coming in again. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By Idi - 09/12/2008 12:54 - France

Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML

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I'm coming!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 22:00 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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mrahhhhh 21

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:43

#1: Why are you late for work? #2: I missed my train and had to patiently wait for the next one. #1: Don't let it happen again. Alternatively... #1: Why are you late for work? #2: I almost died from hitting a train will trying to catch it by jumping through closing doors. #1: ... Get the hell out.

MAGNAVOX 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:17

*You're * ******* * retarded Says the person who has grammar problems.

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mrahhhhh 21

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:43

#1: Why are you late for work? #2: I missed my train and had to patiently wait for the next one. #1: Don't let it happen again. Alternatively... #1: Why are you late for work? #2: I almost died from hitting a train will trying to catch it by jumping through closing doors. #1: ... Get the hell out.

JillianlikesVogu 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:56

I am so confused...wouldn't OP be dead?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:03

Would you be dead if you simply fell BEHIND the train that left? No.

JillianlikesVogu 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:44

It doesn't say behind the doors. In fact, it makes more sense if it was between cabs.

JillianlikesVogu 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:44

It doesn't say behind the doors. In fact, it makes more sense if it was between cabs.

ncvolley123 8

Monday 11 October 2010 1:49

Jillian, u could be a high fashion model, for like, Gucci!

jose1760 1

Monday 11 October 2010 2:59

or he wrote this from the grave!!!!!!

MrsxBillxKaulitz 5

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:18

OP is quite stupid, yes?

UrLiFsuX 4

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:21

Today I learned people are dumb enough to try and jump through train doors while closing....FYL for failing, I would have just ninja kicked through the window

xpopcorn 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 22:42

lol

dug44 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:21

your a liar!!!!

Juneyah1017 9

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:35

what did you learn?

ATL_chris 6

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:42

haha

VickyBlendo 2

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:52

Well that's why they say "mind the gap"

freshkid 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:53

FML's these days make no sense. it's a ******* challenge to even understand what they're saying.

Johnny6speed2 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:57

This is more of **** the world cause you will eventually polute the gene pool with your obviously inferior genes. Can we say Darwin award.

Poepiepiesie 3

Monday 11 October 2010 0:25

Go get your balls get smashed in some crap hardrock moshpit. You are the one that should refrain of any contact with wimmenz.

citrus915 0

Monday 11 October 2010 1:29

LOOOL

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