By Icey_dan1 - 10/10/2010 15:16 - France

Today, I tried to jump through the closing train doors to make it in on time. I missed. FML
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mrahhhhh 21

#1: Why are you late for work? #2: I missed my train and had to patiently wait for the next one. #1: Don't let it happen again. Alternatively... #1: Why are you late for work? #2: I almost died from hitting a train will trying to catch it by jumping through closing doors. #1: ... Get the hell out.

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MAGNAVOX 0

*You're * ******* * retarded Says the person who has grammar problems.

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TheNewGuy03 28

yeah, your life should definitely be ****** right about now. i have a strong suspicion that it's not the op himself that wrote this, but rather, his ghost. |the kid|

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ImaginaryFoe 0

OP probably face-bumped the doors. If you are imagining some scenario involving a moving train, you are bound to be disappointed.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

If you desever something, does that mean you are actually attaching it?

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cole86 0

ya, he had to because at least some part of him should have been severed before

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Filitov 0

You really didn't use your head on that one, did you OP? Or maybe you did, if your head made contact with the train first...

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flashback.miss 28

lol sorry. yea... common sense, Op...

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awsomeroncat22 0

omg could u get any dumber

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Druu 53

I read this with Chandler Bing inflection: "omg COULD you get any dumber"?

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mintcar 9

Why would you do that?! That's extremely dangerous. So, not only are you probably injured, but you STILL have to wait for the next train. Patience, try it.

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mintcar 9

Ah... double post. I don't know what happened here. The IPhone app is such a pain.

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sourgirl101 28

Tell me about it! My iPhone boots me off this site all the time too.

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mintcar 9

Why would you do that?! That's extremely dangerous. Is it really that much of a pain to wait 10 minutes for the next train to come by? Patience, try it.

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