Transportation: Today, I tried to jump through the closing train doors to make... - FML

By Icey_dan1 - 10/10/2010 15:16 - France

Today, I tried to jump through the closing train doors to make it in on time. I missed. FML

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By cmzraxsn - 11/12/2010 19:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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The passenger

By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 17:10 - Japan - Koshigaya

Today, I was starting a new job and I didn't want to be late, so I took a train that left earlier than normal, just to make sure I'd be on time. Turns out, the earlier train wasn't an express train, and made it to my stop 12 minutes after my usual one did. I was late for work. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 13:31 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, while on the train heading to my new job, my coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until my stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free, and ended up missing my stop. When I finally got to work, I was told not to bother coming in again. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By Idi - 09/12/2008 12:54 - France

Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML

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I'm coming!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 22:00 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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mrahhhhh 21

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:43

#1: Why are you late for work? #2: I missed my train and had to patiently wait for the next one. #1: Don't let it happen again. Alternatively... #1: Why are you late for work? #2: I almost died from hitting a train will trying to catch it by jumping through closing doors. #1: ... Get the hell out.

MAGNAVOX 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:17

*You're * ******* * retarded Says the person who has grammar problems.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:15

yeah, your life should definitely be ****** right about now. i have a strong suspicion that it's not the op himself that wrote this, but rather, his ghost. |the kid|

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:17

OP probably face-bumped the doors. If you are imagining some scenario involving a moving train, you are bound to be disappointed.

cole86 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:17

u totally Desevered it bitch

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:47

If you desever something, does that mean you are actually attaching it?

cole86 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:05

ya, he had to because at least some part of him should have been severed before

Filitov 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:17

You really didn't use your head on that one, did you OP? Or maybe you did, if your head made contact with the train first...

frankel10 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:19

I don't believe you

gabbster95 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:38

me either

flashback.miss 28

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:20

lol sorry. yea... common sense, Op...

awsomeroncat22 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:23

omg could u get any dumber

Druu 53

Friday 29 August 2014 8:36

I read this with Chandler Bing inflection: "omg COULD you get any dumber"?

theretardedsquar 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:26

hehe. FAIL.

mintcar 9

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:30

Why would you do that?! That's extremely dangerous. So, not only are you probably injured, but you STILL have to wait for the next train. Patience, try it.

mintcar 9

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:35

Ah... double post. I don't know what happened here. The IPhone app is such a pain.

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:08

Tell me about it! My iPhone boots me off this site all the time too.

the_flirtt 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 22:09

ouch

mintcar 9

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:32

Why would you do that?! That's extremely dangerous. Is it really that much of a pain to wait 10 minutes for the next train to come by? Patience, try it.

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