Kids: Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her...

By anon - 21/11/2012 19:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, and not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML

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bellakaykid 6

Wednesday 21 November 2012 23:45

******* hide. Like now. O_O

Attica 20

Wednesday 21 November 2012 23:45

Probably shouldn't promise what you can't deliver, next time... If there IS a next time.

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inimitable_fml 0

Thursday 22 November 2012 14:29

I know how to fix this! Works every time! Just give her a Twinkie.......... Oh, crap...

Jirekianu2 19

Thursday 22 November 2012 16:23

6, a study was conducted where they tested over 1000 children ages 7-9. 97% were socipathic to some degree. With the remaining 3 percent being the only ones who'd developed a more adult sense of empathy already. As for the can... It only takea a couple pounds of pressure to puncture your skin with a knife. Or about 9 pounds with a blunt object to fracture the skull. If you're dealing with a legitimately violent and insane kid you could be in danger.

Ninja_Girl17 5

Thursday 22 November 2012 18:29

Even more proof that little girls are evil. Don't be fooled by their cuteness!

Moka96 7

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:55

Just in case I'd hide all your sharp objects really well....

sabrinamarie3 15

Thursday 22 November 2012 20:07

Hope you're still alive.

Special_Psycho 8

Thursday 22 November 2012 20:39

Dude, get the **** out of that place and hide out somewhere that nobody would ever think to look for you! If she really does come at you with the knife then call the cops immediately and have that psycho put in a white sweater and sent off to the happy hotel!