By anon - 21/11/2012 19:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, and not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML
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Attica 20

Probably shouldn't promise what you can't deliver, next time... If there IS a next time.

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Meow_Bitches 7

Oh kids these days :D ... But on a serious note... Hide. Now. O_O

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doglover100 28

Hopefully she was kidding. If not hide the knives.

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yeti37 16

for a 9 year old, she sounds sharp...

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buckdharma 37

just cross the street. most 9 year olds arent allowed there.

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cloudygirl5 16

Looks like u won't be sleeping tonight

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Instagrants 8

Remove everything from the house that could be fashioned into a weapon, so basically everything. She's out for blood.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Since when has Titanic been about a psychopathic child?

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cannonman1863 17

Fairwell internet stranger... your untimely demise has served as a warning to future generations

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