By anon - 21/11/2012 19:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, and not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 918
You deserved it 6 363
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Attica 20

Probably shouldn't promise what you can't deliver, next time... If there IS a next time.

302 5

Comments

MrEscape 2

Well I wouldn't be in that house after she's done cleaning

1 0
CharresBarkrey 15

Except for Stewie was a baby boy, and tried to kill his mom.

1 0
alwayswinning123 7

This is true but I was just making a reference

1 0
BTS_fml 4

you are in such a big trouble :D don`t sleeo tonight :))) hide in you closet and keep a beat for every case :)))

0 0
Luxord33 8

I hope for your sake you've never seen the movie Sinister, cuz if you have then you will never be able to sleep again!

0 0
BlueFlatts 20

It could be today it could be 20 years from now. Scary.

1 0
Grauncho 27

I think OP is dead now.

2 0
nix1993 41

Why would you care if your sister cleaned her room? Getting her to clean YOUR room on the other hand... that I can understand

2 0
NiickDL 5

Wow - The stories changed since wrote it? FYI she was joking, I'm not dead. She's my sister NOT daughter and I'm a guy.

6 0