Animals: Today, I tried to save a dying bird I found on the sidewalk....

By Wheresthebeefz - 01/02/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, I tried to save a dying bird I found on the sidewalk. I got a parking ticket for $114 in front of the animal hospital. I later found out the bird died. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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The bird

By Mariah Barnes - 24/07/2020 08:01

Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML

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Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By Birdwatcher - 18/09/2012 16:19 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I found a tiny, featherless baby bird. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how "weak" I was. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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You owe me $5, kitty

By georgia819 - 21/05/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML

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By Waterer - 30/08/2015 17:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I watered a dying communal plant. I was fined $250 for littering. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 07:35 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML

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By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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By KMROYALShottie - 27/05/2009 04:50 - United States

Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML

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pdp_fml 21

Tuesday 1 February 2011 11:20

You had the right idea, but you didn't know how close to death the bird was. it's great that you tried. I would try to go to traffic court and get the judge to throw out the ticket because you were trying to save a birds life.

Kiyoha 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 11:27

Aww, OP, that was very decent of you! I'm glad there are people like you who care enough to help a small bird instead of walking/driving over it. It sucks that you got a ticket and that the bird died, so FYL, but atleast you have a good heart ^^

Comments

LaL26 4

Tuesday 1 February 2011 15:06

you a goood guy unlucky but good :D FYL and the bird...

RyNo24 4

Tuesday 1 February 2011 15:21

your a moron...

Acousticpixie14 6

Tuesday 1 February 2011 15:24

Why on Earth would you save a bird? I'm all for saving animals, but birds are creatures of Satan! Damned evil things....

bigantennaemay 3

Tuesday 1 February 2011 15:33

YDI That's what you get for trying to help a disease with wings.

SchiTzenGiglez 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 17:28

dude, 4 real, the best thing u could've done for it was kill it yourself. shooda realized that b4 u let it suffer even longer

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 1 February 2011 17:32

I would have done the same thing, OP. You and I are both idiots. Woo-hoo!

vomitknife 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 18:10

I hope you paid the bill for the time and supplies the vet clinic WASTED dealing with your bleeding heart BS.

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 1 February 2011 20:27

Birds die. Let them.

EazyB29 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 20:39

the animal hospital probably put the bird out of it's misery. it's a bird.. who cares. what would you rather a vet save a dog or a ******* pigeon.

Djosef_fml 0

Friday 11 February 2011 22:38

I would rather the vet to save a dog and the doctor to save a human. You know, plenty of animals, humans included, are able to torture other creatures, do nothing to other creatures, or save other creatures out of empathy.