Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's...

By fluke - 19/09/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

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By keenan - 19/09/2010 23:55 - United States

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

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By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

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By mayerstexmex69 - 08/11/2012 15:52 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of 2 guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML

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Bathroom police

By badparent - 08/04/2013 04:26 - Australia - Southport

Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

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By wowdadreally - 23/12/2014 20:46 - United States - College Station

Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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By WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM - 18/11/2012 21:22 - United States - Endicott

Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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Never engage with psychos

By Foxy17 - 16/08/2020 20:01

Today, in a convenience store, I asked a girl who wasn't wearing her mask and not keeping her distance to step away. After telling me to fuck off, she put her mask on, went to the teenage manager and said I was harassing her. Even after hearing my side of the story, I was asked to leave. Turns out it was his girlfriend. FML

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By badteacher - 24/10/2010 05:26 - United States

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

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beaukuhn7 0

Monday 19 September 2011 23:27

why would you argue with someone about THEIR gender???

lopezoliviajane 12

Monday 19 September 2011 23:26

More like f- the chick who got mistaken for a dude-'s life.

Comments

televishun 7

Wednesday 21 September 2011 2:59

wow, op.... way to be an asshole. You basically bullied a young girl and probably destroyed her self esteem. Good job. It is NOT your job to police the bathrooms..... if you had questions about their gender you should have subtly asked her in a way that was inoffensive.

alisakittykat 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 3:48

Today, a woman threw me out when we had an argument about me going into the women's washroom. I am a girl. FML

coolboy675 16

Wednesday 21 September 2011 4:24

It's legal for men to enter the ladies' restroom and vice versa. It's called Senate Bill 200 >.>

tylerrahl 2

Wednesday 21 September 2011 7:01

its technically not legal to prevent someone from entering the restroom regardless of gender

chevysdime92 3

Wednesday 21 September 2011 8:28

Should've told it to prove it!

jennawill10 10

Wednesday 21 September 2011 8:34

If she was one of those "I don't know what gender I want to be or which sex I like so I'll dress like a man and cut my hair like a man" kinda girls then I could definitely understand this! Some people are very confused about the gender they've been their entire lives!

Laxplayer1515 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:42

Your a bitch

munchy22 5

Wednesday 21 September 2011 19:40

Not kidding you the same thing happened to me at a McDonald's restroom and let me tell you this girl looked, talked, walked and dressed like a boy. So can you blame me for thinking she was one?