Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's...

By fluke - 19/09/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

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You deserved it 45 981

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By keenan - 19/09/2010 23:55 - United States

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 191

By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

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You deserved it 5 784

By mayerstexmex69 - 08/11/2012 15:52 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of 2 guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 2 260

Bathroom police

By badparent - 08/04/2013 04:26 - Australia - Southport

Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

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You deserved it 6 947

By wowdadreally - 23/12/2014 20:46 - United States - College Station

Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML

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You deserved it 6 476

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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You deserved it 3 989

By WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM - 18/11/2012 21:22 - United States - Endicott

Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML

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You deserved it 1 927

By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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You deserved it 1 441

Never engage with psychos

By Foxy17 - 16/08/2020 20:01

Today, in a convenience store, I asked a girl who wasn't wearing her mask and not keeping her distance to step away. After telling me to fuck off, she put her mask on, went to the teenage manager and said I was harassing her. Even after hearing my side of the story, I was asked to leave. Turns out it was his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 380

By badteacher - 24/10/2010 05:26 - United States

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

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You deserved it 52 657

beaukuhn7 0

Monday 19 September 2011 23:27

why would you argue with someone about THEIR gender???

lopezoliviajane 12

Monday 19 September 2011 23:26

More like f- the chick who got mistaken for a dude-'s life.

Comments

kelis_fml 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 9:37

Arch someone doesn't have to wear dresses; make up or whatever to be a woman- being a woman is biological not your appearance. **** her life not yours; you humiliated someone who probably cops it enough as it is.

psykokandy 3

Tuesday 20 September 2011 10:00

Wow who made you gender police?? Ydi.

anon45 6

Tuesday 20 September 2011 10:38

Congratulations on making some poor kid feel like crap, and lower their self esteem. Jerk. YDI

Flamedude101 4

Tuesday 20 September 2011 11:35

This sounds like the life of Michael Jackson

F_M_L_Alex92 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:14

A mean case of manface i guess

aparent3576 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:32

You mister original poster need some customer service training stat.

GSP101 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:49

Just out of curiosity. Was it Bieber? Haha.

purple91 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 13:07

Teach you to mind your own business next time.

BritLass 15

Tuesday 20 September 2011 13:41

That'll teach you to be a know it all!

gemno333 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 15:13

Wow. That sucks. Well i guess its time to get an x-ray machines that the airports got rid just recently for your women's restroom. "hmmm.... no penis.... no penis.... no penis... no penis... no penis... no penis... penis... wait! PENIS!"