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By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 23:19 - Canada

Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML

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By plzdontclapme - 01/07/2012 23:03

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2019 20:00

Today, I graduated with my Bachelor's degree. The excitement didn't last too long because I broke my elbow by tripping over a stick at my graduation dinner. Definitely not intoxicated, just clumsy. FML

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By Uwrongfodat - 09/05/2013 10:11 - United States - Denton

Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatched my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML

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By congrats grad - 08/06/2013 05:12 - United States - Panorama City

Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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By Emcee - 05/06/2009 10:48 - Philippines

Today, it was graduation day, and the very first time I was hosting an event. When I got on stage, I stared at the audience for a good 5 seconds, then fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By Jessey - 18/06/2009 13:05 - United Kingdom

Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML

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By cuz803 - 20/05/2021 17:00

Today, my high school diploma came in the mail. I accidentally ripped the diploma while opening it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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aKa_Bub0nic 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:01

Have a nice trip, see you next fall.

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:02

Yeah, and they hate it when people deviate from the standard walk. I remember hearing that some student had a hard time getting his diploma after flashing a peace sign. I wonder what they do when you fall over. Kick you out of the province?

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youneedanewlife 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:28

that sucks

squishy91 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:34

ull be remembered thru so many tapes haha

fearnoevil175 3

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:35

shute... my graduating class was 1500 kids and a stadium filled with relatives! to get on stage there were 7 steps. just think how all the ladies felt at my graduation!

Lisimal 7

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:40

I thought I was going to trip as well. Instead, my sleeve got caught on the rail of the ramp. Thankfully it was for a millisecond. Kind of like a swift ninja move. I was pissing myself going down that ******* ramp..on heels.

yumyums23 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:51

hello :)

RadAtThis01 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:52

34 is looking good as hell

yumyums23 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:58

can't upload a picture! wtf :/

DLTsandwich 5

Saturday 15 May 2010 10:13

How did you trip? The slight yet obvious stumble trip or the full out face plant trip?

iphonelover10 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 11:12

ydi for being clumsy

dnjackson 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 12:24

I think I was there!!!! ZHS

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