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By owned - 28/04/2009 14:12 - Singapore

Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 15:29 - United States - Denver

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

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By VedaLynn - 03/12/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2011 00:26 - Reserved

Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML

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By Chase - 15/05/2017 18:00

Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 01:19 - United States - Evansville

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

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By Noname - 22/02/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 13/06/2021 16:01

Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 20:45 - United States - Clay City

Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

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By bdayloser - 07/11/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML

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GIVE ME BOOZE, NOW!

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 22:01

Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML

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Inoku 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:10

I never understood why people couldn't just wait until 18 to drink/smoke/etc. It's not exactly like waiting until you're 65 to retire. =/

gelt 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:10

your parents seems to be funny. thumps up!

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paperfox_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:34

#16, 'controlling yourself until you are 18'? Pull your head out your bum and start living in the real world, yeah? I don't know a single person who waited until the age of 18 (which is obviously a magical age when everyone suddenly develops a liver and a healthy attitude towards drinking, right...) to try alcohol.

blahdsflksfd 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:37

Im 21 and i dont drink. People who drink to the point of getting drunk should be shot, its stupid.

cyberhoy 3

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:37

35 or he meant not 18

mylifeisfuckeddd 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:39

lucky ur drinking age is 18. the drinking age where i live is 21. FML i think America should lower the drinking age. we can go to war and DIE for out country at 18 but we cant have a beer. it think it's stupid... anywayy not really am FML ur parents seemed fine about it. my parents would have FLIPPED the sec. they found it

militarybrat 21

Monday 15 July 2013 8:23

It actually used to be 18. Im too lazy to check when it went to 21, but I've always thought it was a bad move.

elisapizzaa 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:40

thats actually really cool, im jeal!

BizzBoy 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:42

have to say that your parents are lovely~!

Yamamayaa 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:42

This isn't an FML. This is AWESOME.

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:43

You just turned drinking age, and you're on FMyLife.com? Go out and celebrate. The fake I.D. will be hilarious after a few drinks.

TigressUK 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:44

#36, did you know...it's possible to drink but not become blindingly drunk and thus have a good, fun, safe time? SHOCK HORROR DUNDUNDUNNNNNNN

97currie 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 6:24

I'm sure he knows you don't have to be mind-blowingly drunk, but it really isn't fair that you could risk your life for your country, but you can't "risk your life" with ONE beer.