By ShellShocked - 30/03/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML
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cosmosis 12

Happy Birthday OP:) congrats on making it to 18!

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ckrider64 8

u sure they werent to use as a sex toy?

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RittaPitta 8

Well, look on the bright side OP. At least you didn't break out in hives, have your throat swell to the size of a cantaloupe and have to be taken to the hospital to stop the allergic reaction.

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firepanda11 7

Omg I moderated this! Yeah this does suck, I said yes because your parents spent less than 5$ on your gift. FYL.

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timakinz 21

It's my 18th birthday too! All my best friends willingly left me alone to go to their respective villages :)

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Omniprism 14

Wtf! Sorry OP maybe it's a birthday where you can move away?

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rinnai 6

Hey I remember moderating this FML, but it had something else. It also said that your sister turned 10 and your parents got her an iPhone and $200. Maybe the admins cut it.

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