By ShellShocked - 30/03/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML
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cosmosis 12

Happy Birthday OP:) congrats on making it to 18!

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iwadasn 32

In some parts of the south, giving a guest a pineapple means that they've overstayed their welcome. Maybe your parents are hinting that they want you to move out?

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blackvyper 8

Allergic to pineapple? You basically have no life... sad.

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whostolemylama 12

23 - Not to sound rude or anything, but no one cares.

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zandalee 19

64 - not to sound rude or anything, but you just sound rude!

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Chucklikesbacon 12

I'm sorry OP, thats sucky. but, hey, it's the thought that counts!

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AnimeBitch 14

The fact that you tried the socks on, is funny to me.

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pipinya 8

Maybe the pineapple is symbolic for something. Like, say, your vitamin B deficiency, or your parents immeasurable love

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alietblv 8

That sucks..I'm allergic to pineapples too :-/

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