Miscellaneous: Today, I unpacked in my new, non-air conditioned apartment wearing...

By WelcomeWagon - 28/06/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I unpacked in my new, non-air conditioned apartment wearing nothing but underwear, a tank top and an apron to stay cool. Later, I realized I'd crossed through the complex to my car and the dumpster many times, and arranged my deck overlooking the parking lot, without ever donning shorts. FML

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Christopher723 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 0:18

Lucky neighbors!

iwabo 9

Tuesday 29 June 2010 0:29

an apron? why?

Comments

mps1969 8

Tuesday 29 June 2010 1:57

Oh big whoop you can wear swimming suits that cover much less plus you said you had an apron on .

FMyLifeCereal 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:02

Because everyone puts on an apron to cool off.

wtf858 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:05

Either very nice and fun or ... very bad and I just might have thrown up in my mouth a little. All depends. ydi either way.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:05

That was you?!!! Sorry, I already uploaded the vid to utube.

rosto16 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:17

I hope I eventually marry a woman like you.

lawnchairgeneral 1

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:18

who cares..... I'm giving you a fyl for considering that a fml post

ShitYourDickhole 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:37

I walk around with underwear and a tank top all the time.(: (ps i'm not a *****. o:)

MurderxFace 1

Tuesday 29 June 2010 3:12

I don't believe you. on either statement

krisfersays 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 3:38

^ Win

gnetgirl26 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:40

and how did the apron help you stay cool??

justanotherbird 19

Wednesday 30 June 2010 3:25

I would say maybe she didn't want to get her legs dirty or something and an apron was cooler protection than pants? Only reason I can think of.

hedgehogs 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 3:08

I bet a lot of your neighbors will be over to welcome you to the neighborhood, and the rest will pull their kids inside and slam the door when you walk by.