Miscellaneous: Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes...

By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 06:24 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML

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You deserved it 36 647

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By ImNotVeryBright - 10/03/2022 02:01

Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML

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You deserved it 360

By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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You deserved it 13 123

By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 059

You deserved it 2 859

FIFA 2020

By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 362

You deserved it 717

Precision strike

By Anonymous - 08/06/2024 06:00 - France - Toulouse

Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML

I agree, your life sucks 368

You deserved it 98

A tale as old as… well, 2007?

By Melody - 09/10/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 311

You deserved it 238

By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 096

You deserved it 14 776

By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 777

You deserved it 52 176

By Anon - 14/04/2016 22:23 - United States

Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 433

You deserved it 6 734

What are the chances?

By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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You deserved it 4 351

evaki1 12

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:32

That FML cracked me up. Get it? No? Okay ;(

miserypoison 13

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:28

Every action has a reaction my friend.

Comments

oneleggedbeauty 0

Monday 11 June 2012 4:15

Oh the irony :) haha sorry op that does suck

jonjak 7

Monday 11 June 2012 7:02

What is the app called?

cfire800 0

Monday 11 June 2012 7:24

I bet you had an iPhone. can't say I'm surprised! Samsung! Gorilla Glass! thing never breaks! Haha

BADMAMAJAMMA 3

Monday 11 June 2012 21:31

YOLO dumbass

enderless 6

Monday 11 June 2012 22:02

Today, I read an FML, that had too many useless commas, and it made me think of someone, during an asthma attack, or possibly after a long, run.

kthxbie 10

Monday 11 June 2012 23:24

I swear that the iphone repairshop invented this app.

goliatron 9

Tuesday 12 June 2012 17:06

Looks like the prank was played on YOU, bub.

sambudd14 2

Wednesday 13 June 2012 0:42

At least it's not one of them stupid, misleading apps...

biggertuna 0

Monday 18 June 2012 19:19

Oh the irony

jayzyone 4

Sunday 24 June 2012 10:40

Life imitating art!

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Today, I found out my fiancé has been sleeping with his therapist behind my back. If that wasn't bad enough on its own, I'd talked him into starting therapy six months ago to help with his mental health troubles, and have been mostly paying for it. FML

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Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML

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Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML

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Today, I found out that when they put "Take with food" on the side of antibiotics, what they really mean is "Take with food because this stuff is gonna liquefy everything in your G.I. tract, and make you have to run out of the middle of calculus for the worst diarrhea ever." FML

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You deserved it 10 971

Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML

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You deserved it 293

Today, a woman started breastfeeding her infant in a restaurant. Disgusted, I told her to take it to the bathroom, as I was eating. In response, she squirted me with milk then went back to ignoring me. FML

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You deserved it 3 942

Today, I wrote out a note to the guy I liked. I went to hand it to him, but he said, "Sorry, that's not mine," and walked away. I was so nervous, I couldn't speak. FML

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You deserved it 317

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML

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