Miscellaneous: Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes...

By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 06:24 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML

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You deserved it 36 640

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By ImNotVeryBright - 10/03/2022 02:01

Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2024 06:00 - France - Toulouse

Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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By Anon - 14/04/2016 22:23 - United States

Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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By minac11 - 26/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML

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evaki1 12

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:32

That FML cracked me up. Get it? No? Okay ;(

miserypoison 13

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:28

Every action has a reaction my friend.

Comments

russfml 31

Sunday 10 June 2012 14:05

See, you can just make your phone look cracked without an app. Oh wait your phone really is cracked :/

The_CL0GGER 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 14:26

Your app is now useless. Unless you want it to be double cracked screen.

golferman72 16

Sunday 10 June 2012 14:40

Oh the irony.

dread5 2

Sunday 10 June 2012 14:49

I would of done the same!!!!

ilovedoctorwho 8

Sunday 10 June 2012 14:54

Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.

thesubconscious 9

Sunday 10 June 2012 14:55

Irony at its prime. Gotta love it! (for some people)

perdix 29

Sunday 10 June 2012 15:44

Alanis Morrisette needs to make "Ironic, part Deux" featuring this story. Hint: Don't buy a fart app. You'll make your boyfriend dump you.

Gymnastlevel10 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 16:08

Well you wanted it to look broken, so I guess now you shouldn't be complaining!!!

YesyDidWhat 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 16:08

I don't see how you deserved it, it was an accident and it could of happen to anyone. Sorry for your broken phone OP:(

evilplatypus 38

Sunday 10 June 2012 16:49

It was an accident that wouldn't have happened if they were being careful with their phone and not using an expensive piece of technology for stupid, pointless sh*t. So yes, they deserve it. Maybe now they'll be a bit more careful with their stuff.