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By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 06:24 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML

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Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML

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Sunday 10 June 2012 12:32

That FML cracked me up. Get it? No? Okay ;(

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Sunday 10 June 2012 12:28

Every action has a reaction my friend.

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reddudeover 2

Sunday 10 June 2012 16:41

"I used a prank app" *goes to hit YDI, ugh reads the rest Yeah still YDI

soad2014 7

Sunday 10 June 2012 16:56

If you wanna prank somebody with fakely cracked screens, then find a picture on the Internet. Simple, idiot.

megan324 4

Sunday 10 June 2012 17:09

Well at least u kno now that the app literally works

emilyhg 8

Sunday 10 June 2012 17:11

Lmao. Ha I've done stuff like tht b444

mannykatany 9

Sunday 10 June 2012 17:52

CPR "cell phone repair"

aFreedom127 9

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:15

I hope you didn't pay for that app before found out how to do it for free.

strokedturbogsxr 3

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:30

Troll app

melrose90210 10

Sunday 10 June 2012 19:11

Makes me wonder who the creator really wanted to prank...

TheEpicPies 15

Sunday 10 June 2012 19:15

Best FML ever!

Eclipse003 1

Sunday 10 June 2012 19:22

True Story. Happened to me too.

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