Miscellaneous: Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes...

By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 06:24 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML

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By ImNotVeryBright - 10/03/2022 02:01

Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2024 06:00 - France - Toulouse

Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML

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A tale as old as… well, 2007?

By Melody - 09/10/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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By Anon - 14/04/2016 22:23 - United States

Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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evaki1 12

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:32

That FML cracked me up. Get it? No? Okay ;(

miserypoison 13

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:28

Every action has a reaction my friend.

Comments

gaysunshine 8

Sunday 10 June 2012 19:50

Why would you use this anyway?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 10 June 2012 20:18

That is called a portent.

Wayne913 13

Sunday 10 June 2012 21:01

You can fix you phone. You can't fix stupid.

Psychology_13 8

Sunday 10 June 2012 21:20

Funny

alicecooperfan 18

Sunday 10 June 2012 22:04

Ouch! Talk about bad karma.

freakizoid_fml 5

Sunday 10 June 2012 22:43

The same thing happened to me about a week ago:/ go to the apple store, I'm sure they'll repair the screen

ahhhhMYfoot 3

Sunday 10 June 2012 22:46

How ironic

KayleeT 9

Monday 11 June 2012 0:43

Maybe that's how the app works ..

MissPixy 7

Monday 11 June 2012 2:16

haha awww that sucks!! i had the same app!! but no that sucks ass balls sory op

trolodon 2

Monday 11 June 2012 3:01

You got pranked by the prank app

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