Love: Today, I used text-to-speech just so that I can hear "I love...

By lonelyman - 20/11/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I used text-to-speech just so that I can hear "I love you" for once. FML

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You deserved it 7 594

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ASMR

By Crucible101 - 24/08/2020 08:07

Today, I listened to a recording of a woman saying, "I love you" for about 30 mins straight. That's apparently the only way I can feel loved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 203

You deserved it 311

By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 985

You deserved it 7 113

Denial

By Unreciprocated - 25/02/2016 06:12 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 316

You deserved it 2 503

By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 532

You deserved it 11 324

The language of love

By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 643

You deserved it 17 861

It's the thought that counts…

By Charlatan126 - 03/02/2021 05:00 - United States - Hilliard

Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 851

You deserved it 158

By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 559

You deserved it 5 915

By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 952

You deserved it 13 984

Truth

By Anonymous - 24/01/2021 08:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML

I agree, your life sucks 839

You deserved it 162

By callen5 - 10/03/2012 15:16 - United States

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 947

You deserved it 4 199

watrulokinatfool 0

Friday 20 November 2009 12:24

yeh, thats a pretty serious FYL

jenni6478 0

Friday 20 November 2009 12:38

I promise you...someone loves you very much....most likely a lot more than someONE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mortanious 0

Friday 20 November 2009 20:41

FYL, Emo pixie! go get laid by a *****, at least she can say it in your ear with a real female voice for a few extra dollars.

gpstyne 0

Friday 20 November 2009 21:27

get a hooker

movies12 0

Friday 20 November 2009 21:40

Awww... honey. I love you. :)

lotusflower007 0

Friday 20 November 2009 21:58

I love you

ukgirl85 0

Friday 20 November 2009 22:29

You will find that person and when you do it will be amazing. I hope it's soon!

guy_on_the_couch 0

Friday 20 November 2009 22:53

Lol that's pretty depressing. But hey, screw everyone else. Love yourself!

noonelistens 0

Friday 20 November 2009 22:58

its okay. i bet if i knew you, i would love you in some way :) hang in there, you got the world behind you

shankzilla 0

Friday 20 November 2009 23:31

jc this is one of the saddest fmls i've ever read

elizanena9 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 0:47

awwweeee!

icanfloat12 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 1:12

hey man fyl, but same here lol I love u in a brotherly way

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Today, I told my boyfriend of nearly a year that I finally told my mother about him, and that she wants us to fly out so he can meet her. He said “OK” with a blank expression. I went to work, and when I got home, he and all his stuff were gone. He left a note on the fridge, saying, “Sorry, I can’t do this anymore. All the best.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 589

You deserved it 131

Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him "Meow" over and over at random times of the day because when he's drunk he meows in his sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell my parents I wasn't a virgin, and that I got high on Wednesday. He had pictures to prove it for both. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 634

You deserved it 68 713

The Top

Today, my long distance girlfriend of almost two years broke up with me because I didn't like her drinking and driving. Her reasoning was, "I don't go out that often so what's the problem?" or "I'm safe when I drive drunk." Yeah? How many drunk drivers thought the same then wrapped their car around a tree? FML

I agree, your life sucks 512

You deserved it 98

Today, my ex-wife's lawyer threatened to default on the divorce because I have not signed the divorce papers yet. Divorce papers that I have not been served yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 500

You deserved it 84

Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 979

You deserved it 8 985

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 333

You deserved it 1 379

Today, as it has done in the last couple of years, my dream job has only been accepting applications from students continuing their degree in the fall. Literally, people with half degrees can get what I can't get with a full degree and experience. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 318

You deserved it 323

Today, I was working my shift at a fancy restaurant and it had been a really hard day. My parents came in to have dinner and surprise me. After paying, they left a note saying they would see me at home. It also said "By the way, no tip, because you stink at serving." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 832

You deserved it 6 995