Love: Today, I used text-to-speech just so that I can hear "I love...

By lonelyman - 20/11/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I used text-to-speech just so that I can hear "I love you" for once. FML

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By Crucible101 - 24/08/2020 08:07

Today, I listened to a recording of a woman saying, "I love you" for about 30 mins straight. That's apparently the only way I can feel loved. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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Denial

By Unreciprocated - 25/02/2016 06:12 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML

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By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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The language of love

By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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It's the thought that counts…

By Charlatan126 - 03/02/2021 05:00 - United States - Hilliard

Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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Truth

By Anonymous - 24/01/2021 08:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML

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By callen5 - 10/03/2012 15:16 - United States

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML

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watrulokinatfool 0

Friday 20 November 2009 12:24

yeh, thats a pretty serious FYL

jenni6478 0

Friday 20 November 2009 12:38

I promise you...someone loves you very much....most likely a lot more than someONE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stranger91 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 20:03

that made me 'aww' out loud >.

youarewonderful 0

Monday 23 November 2009 5:01

This isn't an FML at all. Lame.

kitty_karloso 0

Monday 23 November 2009 7:02

Dude, just go get a hooker. They'll say "I love you"...and by that I mean sex....but they don't actually love you...just so you know.

endrawnia 0

Monday 23 November 2009 7:38

awwww ill tell you i love you. I love you ^^

wild_angel 0

Monday 23 November 2009 13:12

That's so emo I feel like cutting myself now...

Karnezar 2

Tuesday 24 November 2009 0:17

How come this crap makes it through moderation, but mine doesn't. . .

noonelistens 0

Friday 27 November 2009 16:20

oh get a life. yours is probably about something stupid that no one cares about. this is bad.

rockstarK9 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:05

wow, saddest FML ever. I'm sorry : (

helpmeiamblind 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 5:16

I Love you lonelyman; I love you. (Unless you use a MAC, then there's a reason your so lonely)

snoopy24_fml 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 22:14

that's so sad =(

SexyBitch919 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 20:00

89 ur an ass! but u don't need a computer voice to hear I love you you don't even need love it puts you in s whole lot of trouble

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Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML

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Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

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Today, I tried to speak to my wife about my feelings for this coming year, family and work. I thought it wouldn't be a problem as I regularly listen and support her with her feelings, emotional issues, anxiety, depression, etc. She shut me down in 30 seconds and said to stop acting like my mother and being so stupid. FML

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Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML

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Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML

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Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML

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Today, my girlfriend is fucking somebody else and she thinks I don't know. I'm too afraid to lose her, so I haven't told her that I know. I'm not sure why I'm not ready to let her go. FML

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Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML

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