Love: Today, I used text-to-speech just so that I can hear "I love...

By lonelyman - 20/11/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I used text-to-speech just so that I can hear "I love you" for once. FML

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You deserved it 7 594

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By Crucible101 - 24/08/2020 08:07

Today, I listened to a recording of a woman saying, "I love you" for about 30 mins straight. That's apparently the only way I can feel loved. FML

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You deserved it 311

By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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You deserved it 7 113

Denial

By Unreciprocated - 25/02/2016 06:12 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 316

You deserved it 2 503

By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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You deserved it 11 324

The language of love

By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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You deserved it 17 861

It's the thought that counts…

By Charlatan126 - 03/02/2021 05:00 - United States - Hilliard

Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 851

You deserved it 158

By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 559

You deserved it 5 915

By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 952

You deserved it 13 984

Truth

By Anonymous - 24/01/2021 08:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML

I agree, your life sucks 839

You deserved it 162

By callen5 - 10/03/2012 15:16 - United States

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML

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You deserved it 4 199

watrulokinatfool 0

Friday 20 November 2009 12:24

yeh, thats a pretty serious FYL

jenni6478 0

Friday 20 November 2009 12:38

I promise you...someone loves you very much....most likely a lot more than someONE!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

MasterChief7494 3

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:01

Aww :/ It's ok :) I love you

SirWTF 10

Saturday 29 October 2011 14:50

I thought my life sucked o.O The OP turned out to be much worse .. whoa.

roseriddle 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:20

"To the world, you might just be one person, but to another person, you might just be the world." ~ Anonymous

BlackCloudedSldr 5

Friday 20 January 2012 18:09

Put The gun down or take the rope off your neck. You must only do one at a time be use doing both is impossible. Now choose!

Swimmers_nation 4

Tuesday 29 May 2012 4:40

Good idea maybe I should do that :/

YasminGarcia 1

Monday 4 June 2012 4:17

Every one loves everyone???? don't Worrie I love you????

GeneralySpeaking 11

Monday 26 May 2014 6:46

I could only imagine the douches that said "you deserved it".

rockcaar3 7

Friday 11 July 2014 12:50

Hey retard mac specs are made by apple obviously pc wouldn't have those shitty specs

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Today, my college class has a strict rule that ANY absence, even if it's because you're sick and have a doctor's note, will drop your grade a letter grade. I have a chronic illness. Today is the second time in the first two weeks that I've had to show up to class with a bucket. FML

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Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML

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Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being superficial. She said I was superficial because I paid $100 for acne medication, because she always complained about how much acne I had. FML

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Today, my wife informed me that she hates having sex with me, and only married me because I was dark, trim, and handsome, but now I'm just gray, fat, and soon to be single. FML

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Today, I was hosting a small party for my nephews and a couple neighborhood kids. I unexpectedly started my period while I was serving the snacks. Have you ever been pointed and laughed at by a bunch of 12 year-olds? Ah, just like the good old days… FML

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Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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