By Ellowise - 24/12/2009 10:06 - Belgium

Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML
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Bumlove89 0

At first I thought, oh that sucks, but then I read the high knee socks and decided that you're an idiot.

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bluedoll 1

That sucks...but how do you FORGET to take off socks? Speaking as an ex-tanner myself, I know you don't FORGET to take off anything in those overly warm little beds. Oh, and YDI for tanning. I stopped because I learned about the health risks. If you have lovely, pale skin, keep it that way. Use a SELF tanner for color.

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OPISDUMB 0

You fags got trolled hard.

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SaintJimmy 0

"I'm gonna have to write you a couple of prescriptions here. Now lets see, this first one is for a nice big mallet for you to pound some sense into yourself. This second one is for a big floppy hat which you are now to wear every time you go outside. Have a nice day, you look like a purse!" "Oh yeah, your skin is really messed up."

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coolster56 0

Scrubs I love it

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pattheaninal 9

It doesn't matter if your black or white. Cause everything is gonna be alright.

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poke_chu 3

1) way to forget your socks. how do you forget?? are your toes naturally webbed? They're SOCKS! 2) YDI for being a tan-addict!

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meepmeep_fml 0

wait, what? are you retarded? first, OP said this was their FIRST TIME using a tanning bed, so clearly they're not a 'tan-addict' (which, by the way, is an incredibly awkward way of saying that. surely you can come up with better insults in the future? work on that) second, ... WHAT?! what does having webbed toes have to do with forgetting to take off socks? and they're still "SOCKS!" regardless of whether one has webbed feet or not. Ugh, just go walk in traffic.

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Erindub 0

Who forgets to remove their socks?

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robertsk89 0

that's pretty sad. tanning is bad and your going to look fake!!!!!!

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terriibabiiix23 0

YDI for forgetting to remove your 'knee-high socks'. what a dumbass.

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bailo 0

why go to a tanning booth anyway? i guarantee that even if you weren't that white or hadn't kept your socks on, you still would have ended up looking like crap. i really don't understand people's disgust with pale skin.

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