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do it then. let her find someone who isn't an asshole.
give her the gift of your penis...
wow you are a cheapo!!! what a loser!!
Maybe OP's broke, but I'm surprised no one has mentioned the second possibility: that his girlfriend is a pain in the ass about gifts. Some girls* are really ridiculous; they expect something amazing, but consider it "cheating" to give any idea of what they'd like, or what they'd consider to be a good gift. That kind of pressure makes gift-giving a chore and leads to almost inevitable disappointment, even if she doesn't expect something expensive. *Yes, I know it's possible for a guy to be this way, but IME at least, it's a particularly female phenomenon.
waiting to see the "today, my boyfriend broke up with me so he wouldn't have to buy me a christmas present. FML"
either she's a bitch or your a dick...
you that damn poor huh!
Asshole...
Um. Wow. You might as well because you obviously don't have real feelings for her.
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Does she have expensive tastes? Or are you seriously that indecent?
wth?