By fmlguy - 10/12/2010 03:19

Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 259
You deserved it 86 250

Same thing different taste

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Does she have expensive tastes? Or are you seriously that indecent?

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do it then. let her find someone who isn't an asshole.

wow you are a cheapo!!! what a loser!!

Maybe OP's broke, but I'm surprised no one has mentioned the second possibility: that his girlfriend is a pain in the ass about gifts. Some girls* are really ridiculous; they expect something amazing, but consider it "cheating" to give any idea of what they'd like, or what they'd consider to be a good gift. That kind of pressure makes gift-giving a chore and leads to almost inevitable disappointment, even if she doesn't expect something expensive.  *Yes, I know it's possible for a guy to be this way, but IME at least, it's a particularly female phenomenon.       

waiting to see the "today, my boyfriend broke up with me so he wouldn't have to buy me a christmas present. FML"

either she's a bitch or your a dick...

Abbyblack_fml 0

Uh wow...remember this when you are wondering why you are single

Um. Wow. You might as well because you obviously don't have real feelings for her.