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By fmlguy - 10/12/2010 03:19

Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2020 22:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML

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By John - 19/11/2011 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML

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By manhood fading away - 25/12/2016 20:24 - United Kingdom - Heckmondwike

Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML

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By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

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By Conflicted as hell - 23/12/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I’m trying to figure out how to spend Christmas with my wife and kids… and my girlfriend. I’m planning to divorce my wife in January, because doing it on Christmas would hurt them all, but I don’t want my girlfriend to know I’m married or else she’ll leave me. FML

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Sweet relief

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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Run away, now

By Anonymous - 15/12/2016 04:50

Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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By R281780 - 14/02/2016 15:53 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2018 22:00 - United States - Lyons

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML

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GoingLesbian 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:05

Does she have expensive tastes? Or are you seriously that indecent?

thatgirl503 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:04

wth?

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vbmg152 18

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:34

WTF??? You suck!!! This happened to me in my younger years & it hurts!! R U really that big an A- hole? YDI!! FML for her not you! You are a Jerk!!! I hope you get coal in your stocking!!!

PinkPanther101 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 3:00

how about you break up with her because you obviously don't care about her and she deserves to be with someone who does.

Deathbrooks19 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 3:11

Ass...hole

a_luta_continua 2

Saturday 11 December 2010 3:18

buy her

javierslady1979 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 3:37

o wow that is messed up but its good that she learns what kind of sorry ass guy you are and that she can do better and she needs a real man in her life! he is a sample of a sorry excuse of a man. my man wouldnt break up with me cuz of that i dont want gifts as long as i get to cuddle with him that is all that matters. xmas isnt about gifts its about spending time with the family and celebrating jesus that is how i feel i know sum ppl dont have strong beliefs but i go with wat i belive in... i hope every girl reads this and never gives u a chance cuz u are not a real man u are heartless and so damn wrong....

adam_1684 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 3:44

money....I'm willing to kill for it.

anonyn_fml 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 4:30

tell 'em 283!

bandgeek_bri 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 4:36

your cheap jerkface!

gkflower 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 6:14

jerkkkkkk

kassiemarie 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 6:17

rude.

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Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML

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Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

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Today, I found out the passport office sent my passport to the wrong address. They sent it all to my ex-wife (currently separated) who is now asking for money in exchange for the documents, as well as me signing a divorce that she hasn't started. I'm from Australia; I can't go see my family because of her. FML

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